seriously confunded

your side - KAT-TUN

happy daddie's day. i handed a bag filled with non-work clothes, a beverage cooler, and a squishy pillow to my dad today from my mom and i. he liked the card the most.

(i really think i should scan that thing)
front: If a dad farts in the woods, can anyone hear it?
Dad: D:

inside: (all the poor little forest animals) YES! D:
Dad: phooooooooot. D:

...he laughed for five minutes straight. that was pretty refreshing to see him red-faced everytime i looked.

i think i am traumatized by church. halfway through the beginning of the mass, two people sit down at the end of our empty pew. it was ameruoso and his wife. lord god, i almost cried. really, first squeaked at my mom. she was so amused. and i'm just on the verge of crying because i am that traumatized by the sight of the history teacher that i hate in the same pew.

um, he has a wife.
he is religious. or something
they were fucking holding hands.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT THE FUCK
I AM SO TRAUMATIZED

i looked down for the whole duration of the mass. did not look up once. maybe. somewhere, i went,
"God, you hate me, don't you. cry."
i stomped home with my parents laughing at me as i was fuming over what had happened the past hour.
LIIIIIIFEEEEE YOU FAIL SO HARD DO YOU HEAR ME
oh, and x9237749 hell points awarded to me, yay.

we tried applebee's for lunch. full. so after much driving around, we settled at fiesta grill. ah, filipino food, how i have missed you dearly.

right now. i am trying to do report. with very limited information. cries. at least i got in touch with czander.

oh, happy belated nino, and the usual to madz.